I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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