You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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