Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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