Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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