Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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