let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
