Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
