Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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