I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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