it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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