Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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