Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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