i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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