My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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