She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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