i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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