I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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