i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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