That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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