sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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