Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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