i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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