Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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