Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
tell me about the fingering
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