Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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