What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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