Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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