why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I wish i was in the wii world.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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