Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
