is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I faked an abortion last night.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Randomize
