I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
she looked like the before picture.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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