I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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