The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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