You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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