Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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