And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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