Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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