summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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