We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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