Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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