ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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