I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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