I cockslap morals
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Randomize
