go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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