It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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