Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I smell stomach acid.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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