ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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