If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Two words: blizzard sex
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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