i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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