He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Come share oat with me in your robe
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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