It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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